The nation breathes a sigh of relief as rogue dentist Tung Sheng Wu is now safely behind bars. Wu, who practised dentistry from a home office in Burnaby, British Columbia, is responsible for the deaths of… What’s that? No one? I see. No, no, my mistake. I guess I just assumed, from the tenor of the media coverage, that he had probably killed at least a few of his patients. Okay, let me start over.
Rogue dentist Tung Sheng Wu loved the smell of fear. A malevolent look in his eye, he took a strange delight in causing his patients pain, using his dental tools as instruments of… No? Not a psychopath? A perfectly normal, decent human being. Huh. Are you sure? No, no, I get it. Okay, let me see.
Guilty of shoddy dental work, rogue dentist Tung Sheng Wu had to resort to kidnapping unwilling patients at gunpoint and strapping them down in order to… Really? A clientele of over 1,200 patients. Practiced dentistry for over 20 years. Kind of sounds like he had a good reputation, actually, ha ha. Well, consumers are stupid anyway, right? Let’s be honest; they need to be protected from their own lack of sense. Okay, okay, I got it.
Operating under unhygienic conditions, rogue dentist Tung Sheng Wu exposed hundreds of his unsuspecting patients to blood-borne illnesses that now threaten their… No? Dozens? One or two? So far not one of his patients has tested positive for any blood-borne illnesses. Sigh. You’re killing me here. Well, what is he actually guilty of? That’s it? All right, one last time.
Unlicensed dentist Tung Sheng Wu is behind bars after being found guilty of being an unlicensed dentist and disobeying a court order to stop being an unlicensed dentist. As the barriers restricting entry to their profession are reaffirmed, licensed dentists rest easy.
Guilty of shoddy dental work, rogue dentist Tung Sheng Wu had to resort to kidnapping unwilling patients at gunpoint and strapping them down in order to… Really? A clientele of over 1,200 patients. Practiced dentistry for over 20 years. Kind of sounds like he had a good reputation, actually, ha ha. Well, consumers are stupid anyway, right? Let’s be honest; they need to be protected from their own lack of sense. Okay, okay, I got it.
Operating under unhygienic conditions, rogue dentist Tung Sheng Wu exposed hundreds of his unsuspecting patients to blood-borne illnesses that now threaten their… No? Dozens? One or two? So far not one of his patients has tested positive for any blood-borne illnesses. Sigh. You’re killing me here. Well, what is he actually guilty of? That’s it? All right, one last time.
Unlicensed dentist Tung Sheng Wu is behind bars after being found guilty of being an unlicensed dentist and disobeying a court order to stop being an unlicensed dentist. As the barriers restricting entry to their profession are reaffirmed, licensed dentists rest easy.
